Look, I’ve Had It
It was about three months ago, at a conference in Austin, that I finally snapped. Some guy named Marcus—let’s call him Marcus because I can’t remember his real name—stood up on stage and started talking about how AI is gonna revolutionize everything. Again. I mean, honestly, I’ve heard this song before. Back in ’98, it was the internet. Then it was blockchain. Now it’s AI. And honestly, I’m tired.
I turned to my colleague, Dave, and said, “Dave, if I have to hear about one more neural network saving the world, I’m gonna throw my notebook at the stage.” Dave just laughed and said, “You’re just mad because you don’t understand it.” Which… yeah. Fair enough. But that’s not the point.
The point is, we’re all so busy jumping on the AI bandwagon that we’re forgetting to ask the important questions. Like, who’s actually using this stuff? And more importantly, who’s gonna pay for it? Because let me tell you, the AI dream is gonna cost a pretty penny.
Let’s Talk About the Real World
I get it. AI is cool. It’s like having a super-smart intern who never sleeps. But here’s the thing: most small businesses can’t afford a super-smart intern who never sleeps. And honestly, they don’t need one. They need something simple, something that works, something that won’t break the bank.
I was talking to a friend of mine, let’s call her Lisa, over coffee at the place on 5th. She runs a little boutique, you know, the kind of place that sells handmade jewelry and stuff. I asked her if she’s using AI. She laughed and said, “Are you kidding? I can’t even figure out how to use the POS system half the time.” And that’s the reality for a lot of people.
But the tech bros in Silicon Valley don’t want to hear that. They’re too busy chasing the next big thing. And honestly, it’s kinda frustrating. Because while they’re off playing with their fancy new toys, the rest of us are stuck dealing with the consequences.
And Don’t Even Get Me Started on Cybersecurity
Oh, you wanted me to get started? Fine. Let’s talk about it.
So, AI is gonna save the world, right? Well, not if we can’t keep it secure. I mean, come on, people. We can’t even keep our regular systems secure. Remember the Equifax breach? Yeah, me too. It was a disaster. And now we’re supposed to trust AI with our most sensitive data? Please.
I was at a cybersecurity summit last Tuesday, and the panelists were all talking about how AI is gonna revolutionize cybersecurity. One guy, let’s call him Greg, said, “AI is gonna make our jobs so much easier.” I raised my hand and said, “Greg, AI is also gonna make the hackers’ jobs easier. Have you thought about that?” He just stared at me like I’d spoken in tongues.
Look, I’m not saying AI is all bad. I’m just saying we need to be realistic. We need to think about the implications. We need to think about the people who are gonna be left behind. And honestly, we need to think about the color trends 2026 fashion season because that’s what’s really important. (Kidding. Mostly.)
A Personal Anecdote
Okay, so remember how I said I was at a conference in Austin? Well, there was this one guy, let’s call him Kevin, who stood up and said, “AI is gonna make us all unemployed.” And honestly, I kinda lost it. I stood up and said, “Kevin, have you ever actually used AI? Because I have, and it’s not gonna replace me anytime soon.” Then I sat down and had a panic attack. (Just kidding. Maybe.)
But seriously, folks, we need to calm down. We need to take a step back and think about what we’re doing. We need to remember that technology is a tool, not a magic wand. And honestly, we need to remember that not everyone is a tech bro in Silicon Valley. Some of us are just trying to make it in the real world.
So, let’s all take a deep breath. Let’s think about the implications. Let’s think about the people. And let’s think about the fact that AI is not gonna save us. It’s just another tool. And honestly, it’s a tool that we need to use responsibly.
About the Author: Sarah Johnson has been a senior magazine editor for over 20 years. She’s worked for major publications and has a strong opinion on just about everything. When she’s not writing, she can be found yelling at her cat or trying to figure out how to use the latest tech gadget. She lives in Austin with her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and her collection of vintage typewriters.
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